definited:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

(via sniffing)

slantededge:

at my future wedding and funeral service

slantededge:

at my future wedding and funeral service

(via guy)

(via pizza)

somefagonyourdash:

when ur showing someone a picture on your phone and they try to look through all of your pictures

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

askthejewishfuck:

azngirllh:

Friends VS Best Friends

original idea 

Goddamn it, Stan.

(via nicholeloveyou)

loseourmindstogether:

krystal-cage:

Jean hadn’t met Mikasa when he drew that picture. He drew it before he left for the Training Corps. You know what that means?

Mikasa is Jean’s dream girl.

OMG I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE THIS INFORMATION 

(via nicoledaney)

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

image

You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

(via ericfuckingcartman)

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

(via sniffing)

raindropsonrosetyler:

outweighingthebad:

the poster lights were out and I just

thAT IS NOT OkAY

raindropsonrosetyler:

outweighingthebad:

the poster lights were out and I just

thAT IS NOT OkAY

(via pizza)